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Visits<b>Gwen_99</b> - the 02/14/2013 at 3:13pm

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Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21502) - you deserved it (6606) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31642) - you deserved it (1901) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/27/2012 at 10:43pm - misc - by MonCoiffeurAdoré -

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27101) - you deserved it (2180) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/03/2012 at 3:55am - misc - by Laura (woman) - France



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