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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 October 1994 (19 years)
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About tormentedangel : I'm just me. That's all

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Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47423) - you deserved it (2170)

On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States

Today, my fiancé decided he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML

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203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38746) - you deserved it (3437)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:49am - love - by heatherjo - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31352) - you deserved it (4106)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States

Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML

Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23559) - you deserved it (9519)

On 12/06/2009 at 3:42pm - intimacy - by Ballhugger (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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