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by bad in the sack / 07/05/2014 at 12:26am / United States / Intimacy
by iphonerevolution / 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm / South Africa / Kids
by zl5 / 07/04/2014 at 7:17pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Work
Today, my 11-year-old son and I took an IQ test for a laugh. To be honest, I've often suspected that I may have some form of mental retardation, but I didn't expect to get a score of 79, while he got one of 114. FML
by Anonymous / 07/04/2014 at 6:02pm / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Kids
by fleatitting fame / 07/04/2014 at 5:30pm / Norway (Oslo) / Love
Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML
by The Rock's arse / 07/04/2014 at 4:29pm / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Money
Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser and got some on her finger. She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entire finger was going to disappear. FML
by neryc / 07/04/2014 at 3:41pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, on my first day as a lifeguard, a man had a heart attack in the pool. I jumped in, pulled him out, and even went to the hospital with him. He seemed genuinely offended, saying "You should've let me die." FML
by Anonymous / 07/04/2014 at 3:04pm / Netherlands / Health
Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML
by Oops / 07/04/2014 at 1:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was reviewing documents at work, only to find one of my coworkers has been signing off on paperwork, claiming he's been walking one of the residents daily. Aside from being a double leg amputee, the patient died two weeks ago. The state review board comes this week. FML
by cakefete2 / 07/04/2014 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML
by AJL / 07/03/2014 at 9:30pm / United States / Transportation
Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML
by Snow-White / 07/03/2014 at 8:27pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Animals
by Tattery / 07/03/2014 at 7:55pm / Australia (South Australia) / Intimacy
by malaak2 / 07/03/2014 at 5:28pm / United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi) / Work
by starflares / 07/03/2014 at 3:49pm / Denmark (Centre) / Work