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  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    66%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    17%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    35%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    103%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    10%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    20%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    2%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    50%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    0%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    60%
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Toorudett's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up on Christmas morning to find that a large cock and balls had been keyed into the windscreen of my car. My new, two-week-old car, which I will be paying off for the next four years. FML

By Sophies - / Thursday 26 December 2013 00:45 / United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my daughter's biggest aspiration is to create a time machine for the sole purpose of going to the '70s to see the Ramones in concert. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 30 July 2013 01:32 / United States - Los Angeles

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 December 2013 20:18 / Jamaica - Kingston

Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 25 December 2013 23:19 / United States - Lebanon

Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 December 2013 20:50 / United States - Ely