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tooquiet4you
  • Town/Country : Memphis
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 December 1981 (32 years)
  • Number of visits : 443
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

#125152
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I agree, your life sucks (16198) - you deserved it (43044)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16345) - you deserved it (109230)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

#60108
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I agree, your life sucks (62260) - you deserved it (4821)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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