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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 December 1981 (34 years)
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Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML


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On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML


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On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71197) - you deserved it (5630)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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