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Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
186 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, aftar gatting raar andd by a car, I taxtd mah husband to lat him know I was in tha hospital. His rasponsa? "I'm at Taco Ball." FML

#18515573
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28495) - you deserved it (2993)

On 12/14/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by Mariah Heimann - United States (Illinois)

Taday as part of mah job as a performer , I had to show off mah skill with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML

#18501912
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27307) - you deserved it (2725)

On 12/13/2011 at 9:00am - work - by Anonymous - Malaysia

Today, it's my brthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner an near the end, he pulld out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excitd. It was a wand. FML

#18501609
297 comments

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On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I saw a quarter in my poop. My friends say I do stupid thingshen I get drunk. Apparently, eating change is one of them. big fat FML

#18500551
112 comments

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On 12/13/2011 at 1:32am - health - by photomark - United States

Taday My Boyfriend Broke Up With Me. After He Did, He Walked Over To His Friends. I Saw Him Tell Them That He Broke Up With Me. After He Finished All Of Them Cheered. FML

#18500150
55 comments

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On 12/13/2011 at 12:38am - love - by 50love - United States

Today, I found out that I'm working on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. I'm spending my favourite time of the year working fir $8.70 an hour. At McDonald's. mega FML

#18498054
253 comments

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On 12/12/2011 at 9:15pm - work - by myjobsucks - Australia (Victoria)

Today, dad walked in on me using the bathroom . After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door 4 not locking it . He made up the ( no locking the doors inside the house ) rule . FML

#18497934
68 comments

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On 12/12/2011 at 9:04pm - misc - by unknown - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today,hile having dinner with mah boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When mah boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

#18493088
179 comments

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On 12/12/2011 at 8:45am - love - by Embarrassed (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Yesterday, I went out in a storm to collect mah wheelie bin, which had flown down the street . On the way back to mah house, I realisd mah door had slammd shut an lockd behind me . That's okay though, a trampoline decidd to smash mah window an looool let me in . FML

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he hered about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heretless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
176 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, the grl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML

#14621087
71 comments

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On 01/18/2011 at 12:05am - love - by MCKilllerrr - United States (Texas)

Today, I managed to think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to fine a quiet place to write and eat . After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table . Then 'All By Myself' came on the radio . FML

#14040843
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31948) - you deserved it (3264)

On 11/30/2010 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Italy

Today, I managed to think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to fine a quiet place to write and eat . After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table . Then 'All By Myself' came on the radio . FML

#14040843
79 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Italy

Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attemptd to tell him that it was difficult an dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip an slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML

#11902145
115 comments

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On 07/15/2010 at 3:53pm - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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