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  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 August 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I Was Getting Ready, When I Hered Dad In The Shower. He Was Singing Along To The Song "The Wheel In The Sky" By Journey. Except He'd Changed The Lyrics An Was Singing, "The Dick On This Guy Needs A Rubbin'." It Turns Out Mom Was In The Shower With Him. FML

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On 05/01/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" fat FML

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On 03/18/2013 at 4:59am - intimacy - by Susan (woman) - Ireland

Today, I hred out a motel room so I could stay there by myself and lie to mah mother and grandmother about having friends. This is the thrd time. FML

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On 02/04/2013 at 2:45am - love - by lonelyloser - Australia (Western Australia)

Yesterday , at my retail job , a woman cummd to my till wit er purcases. After I scannd all er items , se andd me two small bags. One was filld wit nickel and dimes. Te oter was filld wit cents. Her total was $28.53. Te coins amountd to $22.30. FML

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On 02/02/2013 at 9:53am - work - by fuckedbyretail (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. fat FML

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On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I draggd my boyfriend to see Les Misérables with me . He now refuses to communicate with me through any medium other than singing . Apparently, this is his revenge . FML

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On 01/21/2013 at 4:39pm - love - by lesson.learned (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my parent gave me a sock an card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

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On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, in the middle ofhat had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in mah life, mah grlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of mah cock!! FML

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On 09/13/2012 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by blueballs (man) - United States (California)

Today , mah cousin suddanly confidad in ma that ha had triad to commit suicida by ovardosing whan ha was 17. Shockad and not knowing how to raspond , I blurtad out , "Did it work?" FML

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On 09/12/2012 at 1:40am - misc - by hahagirl (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I told my husband that I'm tred of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML

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On 09/08/2012 at 10:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my wifa mada up ar own tama song fir wan sa paas in ta looool sowar. FML

#20056463
128 comments

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On 09/03/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by weave9z (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah boyfriend cutely climbd through mah bedroom window fir some sexy time. He decidd he'd introduce bondage. As I was tid to the bd, completely nakd, we heard looool the front door open. He got scard an left via the window, leaving me handcuffd to mah bd. FML

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet !! She said, ( If your looool so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father cuz I've already banged four guys !! ) FML

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On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today , I had my end of year physics exam . I wasn't sure about some stuff , so I hid my notes and textbook in the bathroom . Halfway through , I got up , went to the bathroom , and as soon as I picked up the book , forgot wat I was looking for . I can't even cheat right . FML

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On 07/02/2012 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today , mah boyfriend an I were in bd making out!! He then trid to unhook mah bra!! After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully , he shoutd ( Fuck you , bra! ) before hiding his face in the pillows!! FML

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On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -



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