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tommygunkid
  • Town/Country : Arcadia, The United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 May 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 448
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tommygunkid : Most of you are idiots, especially the high school kids that think this is a site to be tough on. If that's not you, awesome we might get along.

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Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38609) - you deserved it (5476)

On 09/08/2009 at 1:29am - kids - by FAIL (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30071) - you deserved it (1506)

On 08/11/2009 at 7:15pm - work - by FedExMan (man) - United States (Maryland)



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