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  • Number of visits : 561
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tkosoccer : suppp the names mitch and soccers the shit, mylifeisbro is the chillest website out there. you should message me cause im boreddd

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Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

#17517733
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40261) - you deserved it (6267)

On 08/19/2011 at 6:38am - love - by ginger (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34754) - you deserved it (3717)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65296) - you deserved it (7365)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45614) - you deserved it (14553)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)



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