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tko's favorite FMLs

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

#1012847
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13034) - you deserved it (74394)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by filipinoclari808 (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

#75299
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48228) - you deserved it (9797)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

#66686
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39268) - you deserved it (12480)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

#60108
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66044) - you deserved it (5136)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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