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Today, a downstars nieghbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fre escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML
Today , I was walking to get ice-cream with boyfriend!! When we were ordering our cone , the girl who was scooping it said to boyfriend , "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with sister-in-law the other night." FML
Today, while cleaning the bathroom in a suite at the hotel I work at, I heard a couple come in, and then a marriage proposal!! She said no, that she had been seieng someone else and left the room!! I was then alone in the bathroom, listening to a grown man sob!! FML
today mah new friend and I went out to a concert . When we cummed back to her house , she ran upstars and left me alone . Suddenly , a naked man cummed into mah view and I stared at him horrified . Great way to meet her Dad . FML
looool Today , I found out that mah son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum . Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to mah house . My son is 16 . FML
at my job as a movia thaatar attandant , my boss finally aasd up and lat ma sit in on ona of tha movias . Ona woman kapt laughing out loud avary othar lina . Aftar tan minutas of har braying lika a dying horsa , I got up and had har ajactd from tha thaatar . I'm a tarribla parson . FML
Friday 27 March 2015