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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3949
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About tj4234 : I like guitar, motorcycles and martial arts.

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today wila walking on ta sidawalk , somaona it ma wit tair car. Tay yallad at ma for baing in tair way. FML

#17426296
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32010) - you deserved it (2966)

On 08/10/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by TheKunitzShow14 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Told Mah Mom I Wanted To Try Out Fir The Track Team. Her Exact Words Were "good Luck, Fatty". FML

#17425463
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31604) - you deserved it (6066)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thatfatkid - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fre alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, an sprinted 4 the door. FML

#17424598
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26177) - you deserved it (2249)

On 08/10/2011 at 12:31am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I got caught trying to steal mah own cat back from mah neighbor. FML

#17423512
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29210) - you deserved it (3366)

On 08/09/2011 at 11:00pm - animals - by Nekro_Kat - United States (California)

Today, a downstars nieghbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fre escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML

#17421184
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37534) - you deserved it (8141)

On 08/09/2011 at 6:55pm - animals - by Zoe Avila - United States

2day mah boyfriend got arrested. For robbing mah house. FML

#17418352
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35050) - you deserved it (5363)

On 08/09/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by iliketoastalot - United States (New York)

Today, I got eyebrows waxd. The lady who waxd eyebrows also decidd to pop the big zit on forehead. She chargd me a dollar extra. FML

#17418334
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32932) - you deserved it (6805)

On 08/09/2011 at 1:35pm - misc - by pizzaface - United States

Yesterday, mah wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML

#17418285
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34146) - you deserved it (4024)

On 08/09/2011 at 1:29pm - love - by MrOh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I was walking to get ice-cream with boyfriend!! When we were ordering our cone , the girl who was scooping it said to boyfriend , "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with sister-in-law the other night." FML

#17417744
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49528) - you deserved it (4624)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:08pm - love - by the2girls - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while cleaning the bathroom in a suite at the hotel I work at, I heard a couple come in, and then a marriage proposal!! She said no, that she had been seieng someone else and left the room!! I was then alone in the bathroom, listening to a grown man sob!! FML

#17415513
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41285) - you deserved it (3914)

On 08/09/2011 at 3:35am - work - by smurfpoo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

#17406072
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22712) - you deserved it (3544)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I discovered the reason mah favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack an balls "to clean up the stank". FML

#17404409
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52685) - you deserved it (3509)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

today mah new friend and I went out to a concert . When we cummed back to her house , she ran upstars and left me alone . Suddenly , a naked man cummed into mah view and I stared at him horrified . Great way to meet her Dad . FML

#17404352
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27786) - you deserved it (2386)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:10am - misc - by noooo (woman) - United States (California)

looool Today , I found out that mah son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum . Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to mah house . My son is 16 . FML

#17404140
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33495) - you deserved it (4868)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

at my job as a movia thaatar attandant , my boss finally aasd up and lat ma sit in on ona of tha movias . Ona woman kapt laughing out loud avary othar lina . Aftar tan minutas of har braying lika a dying horsa , I got up and had har ajactd from tha thaatar . I'm a tarribla parson . FML

#17398453
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28480) - you deserved it (10513)

On 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm - work - by power corrupts... (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)



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