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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4440
  • Number of comments : 1190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About tj4234 : I like guitar, motorcycles and martial arts.

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http://diomhaireachd.wordpress.com/

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tj4234's favorite FMLs

Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML

#17965886
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25022) - you deserved it (5110)

On 10/12/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by ItaliczZz (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

#17856112
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33350) - you deserved it (4475)

On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54774) - you deserved it (2766)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

#17796010
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34826) - you deserved it (4226)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML

#17786592
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32681) - you deserved it (8526)

On 09/20/2011 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

#17749622
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33445) - you deserved it (5922)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

#17743862
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36333) - you deserved it (2513)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

#17742835
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31966) - you deserved it (5212)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, I paid a repair man $65 to come to my house and fix my washer. He walked in, looked at the washer, bent over and removed a large steel bolt with a bright red tag sticking out the side saying "Remove before use." He then looked at me and said "all fixed." FML

#17742715
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8638) - you deserved it (40250)

On 09/14/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML

#17711935
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27747) - you deserved it (2695)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by Hailey Antone - United States

Today, I was so starved of human contact that I almost took up a transsexual hooker's offer of a "good time." Nothing wrong with that really, but they looked like a haunted tree dressed as Liza Minnelli. FML

#17675561
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10514) - you deserved it (20448)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:38pm - intimacy - by Username (man) - United States (California)

Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML

#17669700
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26148) - you deserved it (3010)

On 09/05/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by thefrightening1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

#17668852
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29612) - you deserved it (4388)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML

Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML

#17646290
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20649) - you deserved it (4228)

On 09/02/2011 at 6:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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