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tj4234

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5227
  • Number of comments : 1255
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About tj4234 : I like guitar, motorcycles and martial arts.

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tj4234's favorite FMLs

Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

#19443097
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40337) - you deserved it (3156)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

#19443097
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40337) - you deserved it (3156)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought I was going to my doctor for a yearly check-up. My father had actually tricked me into therapy. FML

#19323093
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21820) - you deserved it (3611)

On 03/21/2012 at 9:50pm - health - by nazooer - United States

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27784) - you deserved it (2785)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35689) - you deserved it (5380)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13127) - you deserved it (95450)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39238) - you deserved it (5735)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

#18271513
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41794) - you deserved it (5895)

On 11/17/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

#18200253
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60935) - you deserved it (8939)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

#18163904
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58810) - you deserved it (4206)

On 11/05/2011 at 11:40am - love - by oink401 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding". This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML

#18095179
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25447) - you deserved it (2462)

On 10/28/2011 at 7:50am - misc - by -__- - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was in a rush and had to get changed in a train restroom. While changing, I leaned against the button that opened the door. Not only do train toilet doors open and close very slowly, leaving you half naked for a few seconds, but everyone in the carriage opposite can see clearly. FML

#18090204
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23726) - you deserved it (3970)

On 10/27/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by omgomgomg (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

#18087484
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36202) - you deserved it (8517)

On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML

#18044835
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16644) - you deserved it (62270)

On 10/22/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by jaymash - United States (Michigan)



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