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tj4234

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4273
  • Number of comments : 1170
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About tj4234 : I like guitar, motorcycles and martial arts.

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tj4234's favorite FMLs

Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML

#20807336
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47996) - you deserved it (4031)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:28am - animals - by mishyb (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML

#20668963
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60017) - you deserved it (6059)

On 05/17/2013 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

#20668938
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42498) - you deserved it (5248)

On 05/17/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by jessinono (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55838) - you deserved it (9897)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

#20113299
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23528) - you deserved it (6079)

On 10/12/2012 at 7:11am - health - by monkeyzz (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

#20077908
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28509) - you deserved it (3567)

On 09/18/2012 at 3:51pm - kids - by unfortunateMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML

#19928485
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25202) - you deserved it (2422)

On 07/12/2012 at 2:28pm - work - by Ian Artis - United States

Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML

#19853793
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8231) - you deserved it (34924)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by deli Shoppe - United States (California)

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML

#19824273
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21801) - you deserved it (9890)

On 06/21/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by igiveup (man) - United States

Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML

#19795313
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24261) - you deserved it (6674)

On 06/16/2012 at 1:45am - misc - by NotGay (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

#19763325
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51355) - you deserved it (3242)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML

#19682982
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11573) - you deserved it (42795)

On 05/26/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by girly girly - United States (Texas)

Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

#19443097
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37899) - you deserved it (2948)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

#19443097
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37899) - you deserved it (2948)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought I was going to my doctor for a yearly check-up. My father had actually tricked me into therapy. FML

#19323093
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19152) - you deserved it (3281)

On 03/21/2012 at 9:50pm - health - by nazooer - United States



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