Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

tisvana20

Search for a member

tisvana20

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 304
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About tisvana20 : I'm a superhero that fights crime through being super-annoying. :D

Also, I'm kind of out-there, so you probably shouldn't take me seriously:

Also, over 40 comments? I didn't know I was THAT busy!

tisvana20's page activity

Visits<b>Almost_Positive</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 9:25pm<b>marcusaa</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 1:30pm<b>kayana153</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 5:48pm<b>Mfroz</b> - the 03/14/2014 at 12:34pm<b>Arni792</b> - the 03/06/2014 at 10:26pm<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 12/28/2013 at 2:44am<b>NotsowiseSAGe</b> - the 09/03/2013 at 4:24am<b>Headcrab</b> - the 08/14/2013 at 11:10am<b>rawr_ily96</b> - the 05/21/2013 at 6:48pm<b>sulitak</b> - the 05/17/2013 at 8:38pm<b>sniperkit</b> - the 01/14/2013 at 10:07pm<b>dirt_nasty_xo</b> - the 11/19/2012 at 11:13pm<b>lostfaithinpppl</b> - the 10/21/2012 at 4:23pm<b>sens3sfailing</b> - the 10/21/2012 at 3:49pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 09/18/2012 at 11:28pm<b>s0ulslack</b> - the 07/22/2012 at 4:18am

tisvana20's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

See all of tisvana20's badges

tisvana20's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about extinct peoples, and I said how close the Jewish people came to becoming one. She condescendingly told me they don't exist anymore. When I asked what she was talking about, I realized she was confusing them with the Vikings. What the hell? FML

#20126556
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21049) - you deserved it (2689)

On 10/21/2012 at 12:00pm - misc - by tempted to become single (man) - United States (California)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

#11322556
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18961) - you deserved it (28675)

On 06/20/2010 at 12:11am - health - by LoveYouTooMa (woman) - United States (New York)



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: