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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 243
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About tisvana20 : I'm a superhero that fights crime through being super-annoying. :D

Also, I'm kind of out-there, so you probably shouldn't take me seriously:

Also, over 40 comments? I didn't know I was THAT busy!

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tisvana20's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about extinct peoples, and I said how close the Jewish people came to becoming one. She condescendingly told me they don't exist anymore. When I asked what she was talking about, I realized she was confusing them with the Vikings. What the hell? FML

#20126556
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20682) - you deserved it (2653)

On 10/21/2012 at 12:00pm - misc - by tempted to become single (man) - United States (California)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

#18531059
175 comments

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

#11322556
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18408) - you deserved it (27893)

On 06/20/2010 at 12:11am - health - by LoveYouTooMa (woman) - United States (New York)



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