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tishharris
  • Town/Country : Lethbridge
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 145
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60381) - you deserved it (4436)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML

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On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12715) - you deserved it (30606)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML



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