Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

tinyrosie

Offline (2 hours ago) | Search for a member

tinyrosie

2Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 611
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

tinyrosie's page activity

Visits<b>symboic</b> - 2 hours ago<b>Manosapo</b> - yesterday at 11:09pm<b>RMLrapemylife</b> - yesterday at 6:43pm<b>orbit</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 10:48am<b>americanafrican</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 6:07pm<b>vaporstars</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 1:58pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 3:26pm<b>Vanillanougat</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 12:57pm<b>Dramori</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 4:01am<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 8:32am<b>MrCareless</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 2:52am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 9:19pm<b>Laidbackmofo</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 12:19pm<b>Red_Rising</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 9:22am<b>Kejus</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 2:24am<b>foxwasalamb</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 2:15am<b>kittyninja19</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 1:35am<b>Zaketh2112</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 12:46am

Liked!<b>Red_Rising</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 3:22pm<b>cmchappy</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 9:59am

tinyrosie's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of tinyrosie's badges

tinyrosie's favorite FMLs

Today, at the fast food joint I work at, I had to climb into the children's play area and chase out two horny teens who thought it was an appropriate place to stick their hands down each other's pants and fool around. I don't get paid enough for this shit. FML

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

#21241836
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48469) - you deserved it (8857)

On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was accused of shoplifting because my jacket looked "too chunky". I wasn't stealing, I'm just fat. FML

#20985487
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44040) - you deserved it (5989)

On 12/08/2013 at 8:16pm - health - by goingtothegym (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I let my sister hold my newborn daughter for the first time. I heard her mutter under her breath, "I could kill you so easily..." FML

Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope, and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML

#20949272
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51196) - you deserved it (5316)

On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

Today, I failed on a school presentation because I was not prepared. Apparently, the fact that my computer crapped itself and started giving off smoke last period isn't a good reason for not having my presentation prepared. FML

#20949058
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41007) - you deserved it (7945)

On 11/07/2013 at 1:42pm - misc - by pissedandcomputerless (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML

#20948987
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40709) - you deserved it (3579)

On 11/07/2013 at 12:12pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML

#20945397
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50980) - you deserved it (5281)

On 11/04/2013 at 5:27pm - love - by :/ (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, for the tenth time, my teacher made a misbehaving student sit next to me as punishment. He begged for detention instead. FML

#20945365
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47512) - you deserved it (5225)

On 11/04/2013 at 5:01pm - misc - by WinkleBottom (man) - United States

Today, I was telling my friends a story. I added a few "embellishments" to make it more intense. One my friends piped up with, "I was with you, half of what you just said wasn't true". It's now all over Facebook and I'm known as "The Bullshitter". FML

#20944930
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16156) - you deserved it (64806)

On 11/04/2013 at 6:39am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

#20929016
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53015) - you deserved it (3912)

On 10/21/2013 at 3:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my brother sent me an image by Skype, saying I really had to see it. I figured it was some kind of stupid joke, but I tried to look anyway. It wouldn't open. Turns out he thought he could just rename the ".exe" on a virus to ".jpg" and it would still run. My brother's a cretin. FML

#20926554
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37695) - you deserved it (3534)

On 10/19/2013 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

#20926483
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43584) - you deserved it (4770)

On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML

#20922788
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43634) - you deserved it (14466)

On 10/16/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by SaveMeTeddy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML

#20906908
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49350) - you deserved it (4196)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:39am - misc - by haveahappyperiod (woman) -



FML's blog

  • Malec's illustrated FML
  • Life is like a box of chocolate full of piece of rabbit droppings sometimes, isn't it? OK, I'll admit that's a weird way to start an article a few days before Christmas. Let me explain: you try and get…

Friday 12 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: