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Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML


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On 03/30/2012 at 1:10am - misc - by Anon (woman) - New Zealand

Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML


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On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML


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On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML


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On 12/15/2011 at 10:16pm - misc - by metallicatime - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML


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On 12/15/2011 at 4:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

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