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Town/Country : Toronto, Ontario
Title : Miss
Birth Date : Thursday 4 October 1990 (21 years)
Number of visits : 1214
Number of comments : 8
Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks (45537) - you deserved it (3191)

On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks (77880) - you deserved it (3144)

On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was taking a serious shit when the light bulb burned out. I am terrified of the dark and began wailing and crying. My mom had to pick the lock and get me out. I'm a 17 year old guy and captain of the Varsity football team. My little brother recorded it and plans on showing everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks (18118) - you deserved it (44366)

On 08/07/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by scaredshitless (man) - United States (Texas)

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