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tikimuppet
  • Town/Country : devon, england
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 December 1990 (22 years)
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  • Number of comments : 142
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Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49657) - you deserved it (13469)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I was riding my motorcycle. Suddenly, I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. As a sign of anger, I spat my gum towards her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into the bushes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9000) - you deserved it (52094)

On 07/29/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML

#4137470
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On 07/29/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by allocomrade (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50865) - you deserved it (21110)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (100810) - you deserved it (4720)

On 04/15/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by SwimSquid (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
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I agree, your life sucks (2637) - you deserved it (31145)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version



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