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  • Number of visits : 815
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About tigerlilypop : Hi, I'm Taylor. I enjoy breakfast foods almost as much as I enjoy your face

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Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

#19996782
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27853) - you deserved it (31438)

On 08/01/2012 at 4:59pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

#19671113
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32679) - you deserved it (6895)

On 05/24/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by aaah. (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31761) - you deserved it (27433)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML

#18280377
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29104) - you deserved it (3748)

On 11/18/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by southernpride93 - United States (Florida)

Today, my 5 year old daughter told me that I needed to stay 50 feet away from her at all times when we were at school, mostly because I didn't hang with the cool parents. FML

#17826099
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26020) - you deserved it (3384)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:03am - kids - by Lolaa123 - United States

Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, my brother has a date, and I have my hamster. FML

#17648334
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25342) - you deserved it (6243)

On 09/02/2011 at 10:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47971) - you deserved it (18421)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

#17639388
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28314) - you deserved it (2756)

On 09/01/2011 at 9:55pm - misc - by Starving Ultimatum (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

#17612047
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12139) - you deserved it (52603)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

#17589386
679 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30229) - you deserved it (49219)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37330) - you deserved it (3280)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38386) - you deserved it (2807)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29927) - you deserved it (15530)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML

#17009779
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38124) - you deserved it (2955)

On 07/07/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by danielle887 - United States

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51183) - you deserved it (4741)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)



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