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  • Number of visits : 228
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About tianaxmarie : I'm the definition of awkward.

"We're all a little weird, and life's a little weird, and when we find someone who's weirdness is compatible with ours, we fall into mutual weirdness and call it love."
-Dr. Seuss

"So this is my life, and I want you to know that I'm both sad and happy at the same time, and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be."
-Perks of Being a Wallflower

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

#20891755
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42972) - you deserved it (3721)

On 09/22/2013 at 4:41pm - misc - by mish (woman) - United Kingdom (Herefordshire)

Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML

#20891477
166 comments

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

#20822322
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43205) - you deserved it (6126)

On 08/05/2013 at 4:21pm - animals - by traumatizedforlife (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

#20752113
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57288) - you deserved it (3877)

On 06/28/2013 at 8:23am - love - by confusedandnowsingle (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I told my boyfriend of ten months that I'm not ready for marriage. A few hours later he proposed at my grandma's 85th birthday party. She cried when I said no. FML

#20692547
106 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 1:28am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

#20662485
190 comments

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On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

#20655660
141 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML

#20634708
123 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML

#20579781
93 comments

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On 04/07/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by maturity - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML

#20572997
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46654) - you deserved it (5542)

On 04/03/2013 at 9:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I seemingly decided not to remove my foot from the pedal-clip of my bicycle until I had properly introduced myself to the cement. FML

#20572944
65 comments

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On 04/03/2013 at 8:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML

#20553373
105 comments

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On 03/21/2013 at 6:25am - misc - by me (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

#20544337
161 comments

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On 03/15/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by guy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML

#20532616
107 comments

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On 03/05/2013 at 7:07pm - kids - by cjw - United States

Today, at my mother's funeral, as everyone was around her casket for the viewing, my 5-year-old son in cluelessness of what was going on shouted, "Grandma is more fun when she isn't sleeping." Everyone cried. FML

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146 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 6:00pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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