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Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said "Ok, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML

#12952694
94 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 7:27pm - work - by Jobless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML

#12894056
194 comments

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On 09/03/2010 at 11:43pm - misc - by mandy16 (woman) -

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

#12879183
160 comments

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On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
289 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML

#12818513
165 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Oman (Masqat)

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

#12760646
121 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 8:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

#12760106
103 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

#12753768
272 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while watching my guinea pigs have sex, I got jealous. Yeah. It's been that long. FML

#12751809
72 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 4:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML

#12674588
131 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 12:27am - money - by coffee - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I baby sit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

#12498801
136 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 12:14pm - kids - by qtpieo1 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML

#12489960
86 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 12:03am - money - by Relevance - United States

Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML

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76 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 5:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

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290 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)



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