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About thriftstoregirl : sleep, plaid shirts, bad decisions, cooking, reading, good conversations, weird pins, biking everywhere, strangers, native americans, the goodwill, pancake mountain, that time katie set her hair on fire, new york city

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Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28109) - you deserved it (60806)

On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (784854) - you deserved it (83040)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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