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About thriftstoregirl : sleep, plaid shirts, bad decisions, cooking, reading, good conversations, weird pins, biking everywhere, strangers, native americans, the goodwill, pancake mountain, that time katie set her hair on fire, new york city
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Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML