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thriftstoregirl
  • Town/Country : Ohio, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 196
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About thriftstoregirl : sleep, plaid shirts, bad decisions, cooking, reading, good conversations, weird pins, biking everywhere, strangers, native americans, the goodwill, pancake mountain, that time katie set her hair on fire, new york city

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Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

#3866065 (289)

I agree, your life sucks (20071) - you deserved it (44416)

On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342 (993)

I agree, your life sucks (284999) - you deserved it (55501)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179 (668)

I agree, your life sucks (538254) - you deserved it (47607)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

#36396 (692)

I agree, your life sucks (342778) - you deserved it (22951)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)