About Thriftstoregirl
sleep, plaid shirts, bad decisions, cooking, reading, good conversations, weird pins, biking everywhere, strangers, native americans, the goodwill, pancake mountain, that time katie set her hair on fire, new york city
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By harrysolo - / Sunday 19 July 2009 01:26 / United States

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

By Noname - / Friday 6 March 2009 19:04 / United States
By Mick - / Friday 20 February 2009 08:29 / United States

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

By The Sbeak - / Friday 13 February 2009 15:54 / United States