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Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML
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On 11/25/2010 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 6:44pm - misc - by lizardface (woman) - United States (California)
Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by carwife - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had to moisturise my dogs testicles because they got sunburnt. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
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On 07/08/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by AmberKCole (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad entered, and ended up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends, teachers, other parents, and the hot soccer team saw. FML
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On 06/01/2009 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by biker2012 (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)
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