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Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10428) - you deserved it (21391)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:14pm - work - by Brian B - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

#17142025
183 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today, after spending 6 months and $15,000 on lawyer fees at my 13 year old son's request, his abusive, alcoholic father no longer has any legal right to see him. How did my son repay me? He ran away to live with his father the very first time I told him he couldn't have friends sleep over. FML

#17057009
202 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by tomcat69 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

#16809094
185 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

#16741738
141 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

#16639445
449 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML

#16597604
97 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm - animals - by crazydog (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

#16341966
204 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my boss called me into his office to proudly show me about an hour's worth of videos of his recent holiday. The videos were all of goats and cows eating grass outside his window in Pakistan. FML

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91 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 3:31am - work - by goatvideosarelame (man) - Singapore

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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77 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)

Today, after searching for a job for over a year now, I finally got an interview. The pressure made me so nervous that I passed out in the middle of it. FML

#16248268
52 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I ate some hardboiled eggs for breakfast, not knowing they were practically rotten. My whole day has consisted of vomit-inducing sulfuric farts and diarrhea. FML

#16234308
69 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

#16168525
138 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

#16166972
110 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)



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