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Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 1:21am - love - by melikeyturtles - United States
Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States
Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 5:50pm - health - by stitchesupmyass (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my license to carry a gun expired because my manager forgot to renew it. As I'm an armored car guard, this is a problem. In order to keep getting hours, my company transferred me to the coin vault. I just finished moving 15000 lbs of boxed coins. By hand. I'm stuck doing this for a month. FML
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Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by bakedplum (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my friend took me and a bunch of other guys out to a nice dinner. This was his way to say thank you for helping him move to a new apartment. He got the cheque, excused himself to go to the restroom and never came back to pay. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - money - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)
Today, I learned the hard way that you should never use medical tape to secure gauze over a razor cut on your scrotum. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 10:52am - health - by pain - United States
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML
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On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)
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