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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 538
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three dollar coins in his stomach. The surgery to remove them is $600. FML

#18148198
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27488) - you deserved it (3851)

On 11/03/2011 at 4:06pm - money - by oneillrox - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

#18146930
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8765) - you deserved it (39362)

On 11/03/2011 at 12:13pm - work - by hatemyboss - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that absentmindedly correcting my boss' use of the word "whom" could result in my immediate termination. FML

#18146820
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24662) - you deserved it (7879)

On 11/03/2011 at 11:44am - work - by LuckyLoser9 - United States

Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though, with my cat. FML

#18145611
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24375) - you deserved it (9345)

On 11/03/2011 at 6:56am - animals - by Nicole557 (woman) - United States

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

#18145406
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40400) - you deserved it (3008)

On 11/03/2011 at 5:18am - misc - by Grounded (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that all it takes to anger my sister's new parrot is to walk past its perch. I also learned that a beak over two inches long is very capable of inflicting injuries that require stitches. FML

#18144949
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23268) - you deserved it (3670)

On 11/03/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML

#18143971
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27706) - you deserved it (2225)

On 11/02/2011 at 11:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML

#18142584
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32152) - you deserved it (2559)

On 11/02/2011 at 9:45pm - love - by lebowski101 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29269) - you deserved it (5156)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

#18138545
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33948) - you deserved it (5261)

On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I have my first university lecture on lab safety. Having gone out the night before with my house-mates, I have the worst hangover of my life, and have to listen for an hour and a half while they loudly demonstrate the types of alarms we'll hear in different kinds of emergencies. FML

#18138100
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11841) - you deserved it (45282)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by ...loud noises...urgh... (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

#18137674
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34597) - you deserved it (2827)

On 11/02/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML

#18137522
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32250) - you deserved it (2873)

On 11/02/2011 at 10:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML

#18137309
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29079) - you deserved it (13133)

On 11/02/2011 at 9:50am - love - by S. Bauer (woman) - Portugal

Today, at work I asked a cute, albeit slightly large customer, her name. Being hard of hearing, I thought she said "Porky" and asked her about it. Turns out she'd said Courtney. FML

#18136317
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24969) - you deserved it (9428)

On 11/02/2011 at 3:12am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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