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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 July 1987 (27 years)
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Yesterday, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressd in an Easter Bunny costume snowboardd into me an sent me flying. Not only did he hurt mah wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelld "Happy Easter", an snowboardd away. FML

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On 04/24/2011 at 7:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah dog decidd to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refusd to go anywhere. I had to carry mah 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

#15905908
148 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... I playd Angry Birds fir two hours. I got so into the game... I faild to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realizd thishen the janitor came to check on me. looool mega FML

#15901266
153 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, At 5:30 In Tha Morning Whila I Was Fast Aslaap, Mah Cat Dacidad Tha Most Thraataning Thing In Mah Apartmant That Absolutaly Naadad To Ba Attackad Was Mah Laft Nippla.

#15896173
123 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

TODAY, WHILE TRYING ON CLOTHS IN MACY'S, SOMEONE DECIDD TO THROW SOME SHOES OVER THE WALL AND INTO MY CHANGING STALL!! I NOW HAVE A BLACK EYE!! FML

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On 04/23/2011 at 2:12am - health - by rhartnett11 - United States (Virginia)

Today.. . mah dog disappereed fir an hour . After calling her name repeatedly.. . looool she crawled out from under mah bed.. . threw up on mah feet.. . and then happily walked out the room . FML

#15893530
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On 04/23/2011 at 1:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Taday at work, we've just hired a new load of people . As an icebreaker, we were paired up randomly and told to learn about our partner so that we can introduce them to the group . I got matched up with someone I've worked with 4 4 months . Mid-conversation, I blurted out ( I don't know yur name . ) FML

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On 04/21/2011 at 7:49pm - work - by Clueless (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today , mah dad decidd to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on mah face. When he pulld them up , the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. fat FML

#15822401
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On 04/17/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by zoearcu - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a young boy halpad ma carry mah grocaria homa. Ha than askad ma to sign his shaat to cartify that ha had dona half an hour of sarvica to tha aldarly. I'm 46. FML

#15818561
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On 04/17/2011 at 5:32am - kids - by ::Tracy:: - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... the fre alarm went off in mah dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside... but I was in the shower. FML

#15817809
124 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by wellhellothere (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year old boy , and an 19 month old girl. I was chasing them around the house having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister fir a diaper change the 3 year old decidd it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. mega FML

#15811934
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On 04/16/2011 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had an all day volleyball tournament in a town an hour away. My dad left early, not realizing he was my ride home. I'm now stranded in the middle of a rural town with no way home anytime soon. FML

#15811389
152 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 6:56pm - misc - by Mahomie123 - United States

Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML

#15811020
106 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 6:20pm - health - by overflowing - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

#15809243
139 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 3:18pm - love - by ColdHeat (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got hurt and spent the remainder of the day limping. I wish I could say it was from something badass like roller derby, but I can't. A woman with a rolling cart filld with packs of Pepsi rolld over mah foot on the bus. FML

#15809237
121 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by pepsifoot - United States (Oregon)



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