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Yesterday, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressd in an Easter Bunny costume snowboardd into me an sent me flying. Not only did he hurt mah wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelld "Happy Easter", an snowboardd away. FML
Today, mah dog decidd to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refusd to go anywhere. I had to carry mah 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
Today... I playd Angry Birds fir two hours. I got so into the game... I faild to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realizd thishen the janitor came to check on me. looool mega FML
Taday at work, we've just hired a new load of people . As an icebreaker, we were paired up randomly and told to learn about our partner so that we can introduce them to the group . I got matched up with someone I've worked with 4 4 months . Mid-conversation, I blurted out ( I don't know yur name . ) FML
Today , I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year old boy , and an 19 month old girl. I was chasing them around the house having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister fir a diaper change the 3 year old decidd it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. mega FML
Today, I had an all day volleyball tournament in a town an hour away. My dad left early, not realizing he was my ride home. I'm now stranded in the middle of a rural town with no way home anytime soon. FML
Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML
Today, I got hurt and spent the remainder of the day limping. I wish I could say it was from something badass like roller derby, but I can't. A woman with a rolling cart filld with packs of Pepsi rolld over mah foot on the bus. FML
Friday 27 March 2015