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  • Town/Country : temecula, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 July 1987 (26 years)
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Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML

#15911784
90 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 7:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

#15905908
149 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

#15901266
155 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

#15896173
122 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML

#15894245
92 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 2:12am - health - by rhartnett11 - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After calling her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML

#15893530
64 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 1:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at work, we've just hired a new load of people. As an icebreaker, we were paired up randomly and told to learn about our partner so that we can introduce them to the group. I got matched up with someone I've worked with for 4 months. Mid-conversation, I blurted out "I don't know your name." FML

#15877109
30 comments

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On 04/21/2011 at 7:49pm - work - by Clueless (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML

#15822401
47 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by zoearcu - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a young boy helped me carry my groceries home. He then asked me to sign his sheet to certify that he had done half an hour of service to the elderly. I'm 46. FML

#15818561
173 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 5:32am - kids - by ::Tracy:: - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML

#15817809
124 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by wellhellothere (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year old boy, and an 19 month old girl. I was chasing them around the house having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister for a diaper change the 3 year old decided it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. FML

#15811934
81 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had an all day volleyball tournament in a town an hour away. My dad left early, not realizing he was my ride home. I'm now stranded in the middle of a rural town with no way home anytime soon. FML

#15811389
149 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 6:56pm - misc - by Mahomie123 - United States

Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML

#15811020
107 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 6:20pm - health - by overflowing - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

#15809243
139 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 3:18pm - love - by ColdHeat (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got hurt and spent the remainder of the day limping. I wish I could say it was from something badass like roller derby, but I can't. A woman with a rolling cart filled with packs of Pepsi rolled over my foot on the bus. FML

#15809237
120 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by pepsifoot - United States (Oregon)



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