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theycallmekitty
  • Town/Country : Atlanta, Georgia, U.S.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 June 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 572
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About theycallmekitty : I'm just here to read some FMLs :3 One of my favorite things in the world is laughter xD I like meeting new people c: If you have any questions for or about me just message me!

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Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate. This is because my mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about what a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML

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On 01/10/2013 at 7:02pm - animals - by theycallmekitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML

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On 12/18/2012 at 1:28pm - misc - by junkie (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)



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