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Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42342) - you deserved it (13649)

On 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm - animals - by violated ._. (woman) - United States

Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

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On 08/20/2013 at 1:40pm - misc - by mycar - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59071) - you deserved it (36941)

On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)



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