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  • Birth Date : Monday 29 August 1994 (22 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 353
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

by Biological / 02/11/2010 at 7:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML

by PentiumBawls8 / 01/20/2010 at 5:38pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML

by magicalDEATH / 01/19/2010 at 12:42pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend and I watched Juno. When the baby is born in the film, I put my arm around my girlfriend and whispered in her ear that one day it could be us having a baby. She responded by punching me in the happy sacks and telling me I wasn't getting any from her in a long time. FML

by Ouch / 10/21/2009 at 5:55pm / United Kingdom (St. Helens) / Intimacy