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by fmyhabit / 04/15/2011 at 1:34am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Baldy / 04/03/2011 at 5:16am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
by ouch / 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by anonymous / 03/19/2011 at 6:32am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Intimacy
by Username / 03/12/2011 at 12:10am / United States / Intimacy
by hopeless / 02/26/2011 at 1:49am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
by Mikabe / 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm / Sweden (Varmlands Lan) / Kids
by anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 1:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by fatty / 01/23/2010 at 4:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, at 4am, I remembered that I had not studied for my Spanish exam. I panicked, jumped out of bed, and frantically began searching for my notebook. It wasn't until I destroyed my desk and woke up my roommate that I realized that I'm not enrolled in Spanish this semester. It was a nightmare. FML
by Stressmess / 11/30/2009 at 7:19pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking in rain. I had my hands in my pants pockets, so that the front of the jacket was pointing down. Halfway to Taco Bell, my crotch felt exceptionally wet. I looked down to see a wet spot. The rain on my jacket was channeled to my crotch. FML
by jaeilssanguh / 11/26/2009 at 1:49pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by zappy / 10/11/2009 at 12:40am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
by who_could_it_be / 08/06/2009 at 9:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split… Today, in the middle of having sex, my boyfriend of two years got a call. After taking the call, he… Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that…