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  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 November 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

#15791690
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20639) - you deserved it (52263)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72474) - you deserved it (5878)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

#15617412
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42661) - you deserved it (4327)

On 04/03/2011 at 5:16am - love - by Baldy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46089) - you deserved it (15406)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

#15379416
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52767) - you deserved it (7770)

On 03/19/2011 at 6:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

#15281187
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45444) - you deserved it (7712)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

#15122545
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10648) - you deserved it (66502)

On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my Dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

#14998029
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45940) - you deserved it (3673)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

#14974014
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29910) - you deserved it (11192)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21059) - you deserved it (20227)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project. She said my boobs were too big. I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl. FML

#7523992
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25158) - you deserved it (7262)

On 01/23/2010 at 4:44pm - health - by fatty (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at 4am, I remembered that I had not studied for my Spanish exam. I panicked, jumped out of bed, and frantically began searching for my notebook. It wasn't until I destroyed my desk and woke up my roommate that I realized that I'm not enrolled in Spanish this semester. It was a nightmare. FML

#6537885
51 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Stressmess - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was walking in rain. I had my hands in my pants pockets, so that the front of the jacket was pointing down. Halfway to Taco Bell, my crotch felt exceptionally wet. I looked down to see a wet spot. The rain on my jacket was channeled to my crotch. FML

#6462833
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21820) - you deserved it (5475)

On 11/26/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by jaeilssanguh - United States (Illinois)

Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML

#5769209
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7518) - you deserved it (107067)

On 10/11/2009 at 12:40am - health - by zappy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

#4331370
818 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25083) - you deserved it (493138)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)



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