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by anonymous / 07/28/2011 at 1:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by smokin / 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by frankkathy / 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by jgdgjyfg / 07/25/2011 at 3:21am / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 9:56am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
by Jade / 04/25/2011 at 9:49am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Love
by wtfisthisworldcomingto / 04/25/2011 at 8:11am / Miscellaneous
Today, I organised a romantic day trip for me and my boyfriend to some tropical gardens. I packed lunch and paid for the tickets. He decided to bring a friend, who doesn't speak English. The only thing that he said that I understood was that "Your girlfriend eats a lot." FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2011 at 5:20am / Ireland (Cork) / Miscellaneous
by Mr. Headshot / 04/25/2011 at 1:01am / Miscellaneous
by sosadstudent / 04/20/2011 at 4:52pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous
by waterdog / 04/18/2011 at 4:12pm / United States / Work
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
by :| / 04/15/2011 at 10:04pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by ZaraAce / 04/15/2011 at 7:38am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Love
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…