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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 November 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 403
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28108) - you deserved it (14937)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

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54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23755) - you deserved it (4628)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

#17267677
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24320) - you deserved it (13632)

On 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by frankkathy - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

#17250401
177 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
182 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
190 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

#15917797
242 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 9:49am - love - by Jade (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217
224 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, I organised a romantic day trip for me and my boyfriend to some tropical gardens. I packed lunch and paid for the tickets. He decided to bring a friend, who doesn't speak English. The only thing that he said that I understood was that "Your girlfriend eats a lot." FML

#15916625
57 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 5:20am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should have told me she put in a stick to support the cake. FML

#15914816
139 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 1:01am - misc - by Mr. Headshot -

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

#15861693
70 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 4:52pm - misc - by sosadstudent (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was carefully drawing blood from a drunk who'd threatened to kill me if I hurt him, when another drunk behind me decided to take a piss on my leg. FML

#15835287
139 comments

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On 04/18/2011 at 4:12pm - work - by waterdog - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered "slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML

#15831964
65 comments

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On 04/18/2011 at 5:34am - intimacy - by sllaggy -

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

#15800511
133 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 10:04pm - work - by :| - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

#15793085
158 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 7:38am - love - by ZaraAce (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)



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