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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 February 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 578
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About thepicfail36 : I'm not funny. And you're gorgeous.

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thepicfail36's favorite FMLs

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10737) - you deserved it (36865)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML

#19958598
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20263) - you deserved it (1728)

On 07/19/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by ThatGirl (woman) - United States

Today, it was my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway and wished me a Happy Birthday, my nerves got the best of me and I blurted, "You too". FML

#19795247
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25955) - you deserved it (4658)

On 06/16/2012 at 12:58am - love - by thefailwhale (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML

#19712104
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24300) - you deserved it (1548)

On 05/31/2012 at 9:20pm - work - by Elmoo - Netherlands

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

#19712062
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19320) - you deserved it (6525)

On 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by jemila (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML

#19710494
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28071) - you deserved it (2717) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, I spilled loose face powder on myself while applying my make-up. My sister subsequently walked in on me vacuuming my crotch. FML

#19709039
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18648) - you deserved it (3842)

On 05/31/2012 at 9:43am - misc - by anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML

#19701580
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25778) - you deserved it (1646)

On 05/29/2012 at 9:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36177) - you deserved it (2335) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

#19557716
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21536) - you deserved it (4487)

On 05/01/2012 at 9:58am - work - by Nice (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as the abominable snowman. FML

#19509348
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20653) - you deserved it (3943)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:24am - health - by Andrew7847 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

#19505395
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23094) - you deserved it (3592)

On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

#19503572
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25274) - you deserved it (3496)

On 04/20/2012 at 10:48pm - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

#19476340
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21923) - you deserved it (1624)

On 04/16/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

#19342330
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29431) - you deserved it (2306)

On 03/25/2012 at 12:40am - love - by lil123 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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