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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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thepicfail36's favorite FMLs
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
by Bontempi / 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm / France / Miscellaneous
by ThatGirl / 07/19/2012 at 11:30am / United States / Miscellaneous
by thefailwhale / 06/16/2012 at 12:58am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
by Elmoo / 05/31/2012 at 9:20pm / Netherlands / Work
by jemila / 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML
by Monsieur-Madame / 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Love
by anon / 05/31/2012 at 9:43am / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2012 at 9:55pm / United States (Iowa) / Kids
by Nice / 05/01/2012 at 9:58am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as the abominable snowman. FML
by Andrew7847 / 04/22/2012 at 1:24am / United States (Texas) / Health
by still hungry / 04/21/2012 at 9:04am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML
by fuck / 04/20/2012 at 10:48pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 12:03am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by lil123 / 03/25/2012 at 12:40am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny… Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at… Today, my boyfriend was in the shower and his phone was buzzing with calls and texts. Concerned as…