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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45352) - you deserved it (6613)

On 07/07/2009 at 7:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42668) - you deserved it (20004)

On 04/16/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by duuuuude (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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