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themumes
  • Town/Country : mountjoy, usa
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 November 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 92
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML

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On 05/11/2013 at 5:19pm - kids - by failure as a parent (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML

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On 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm - love - by inconnue - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML

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On 01/12/2010 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by notasgood (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my best friend decided to admit to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she is now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML

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On 12/18/2009 at 3:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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On 09/26/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by civicman (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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