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by failure as a parent / 05/11/2013 at 5:19pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by inconnue / 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love
Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML
by orely44 / 03/08/2013 at 9:13am / France (Pays de la Loire) / Animals
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
by notasgood / 01/12/2010 at 6:54pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my best friend decided to admit to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she is now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
by Anonymous / 12/18/2009 at 3:33pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by civicman / 09/26/2009 at 10:19pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/10/2009 at 9:12am / United States (Maine) / Kids
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