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Themumes's favorite FMLs

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:12 / United States

Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML

By inconnue / Monday 18 March 2013 22:34 / France - Lyon

Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML

By orely44 / Friday 8 March 2013 14:13 / France - Rez

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

By Bouh - / Thursday 27 December 2012 04:04 / France - Paris

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

By parentfail - / Saturday 11 December 2010 14:44 / United Kingdom