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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1013
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About theluckyones : The most concise definition of normal is “being approximately average".

Doesn’t that sound so super exciting? I sure hope in my life I can reach the amazing goal of being approximately average..

My favorite band is Blink-182.

Mark hoppus and Travis barker are incredible.. Yea and Tom Delonge too lol

BE AGGRESSIVE.. PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE!

(My birthday is actually August 17I'm not sure why that's always changing on here)

Im 5'1 1/2 I'm pretty petite:/

I'm German, Brazilian and Tahitian.

I'm a small town girl with big hopes and dreams :,)
Haha I've actually never said that but who doesn't have big hopes for themselves?..

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

#14797285
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45826) - you deserved it (4926)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

#14608701
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32747) - you deserved it (5719) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my boyfriend tried to serenade me with The Sex is Good by Saving Abel. According to him, "I have to fake it, I'd leave if I could. I'm not in love, but the sex is good." FML

#14521815
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23329) - you deserved it (3508)

On 01/09/2011 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

#14379912
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31939) - you deserved it (11829)

On 12/29/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML

#14253305
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9688) - you deserved it (24699)

On 12/18/2010 at 10:20pm - misc - by me - United States

Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML

#13635730
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27675) - you deserved it (3064)

On 10/29/2010 at 4:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my co-worker insisted there must be an underlying, romantic reason for why I spend so much time teaching him everything, and that I didn't mean it when I told him that's what I'm paid to do. I'm actually supposed to train this guy for three weeks. Two more weeks to go. FML

#13547625
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23367) - you deserved it (2338)

On 10/22/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML

#13274017
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27432) - you deserved it (4290)

On 10/01/2010 at 7:07am - intimacy - by canispankthat - United States (California)

Today, I had to do something that many young technologically-savvy people fear. I had to get on my dad's Facebook for him to delete a rather scandalous photo of his genitals he accidentally uploaded. FML

#12955617
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36483) - you deserved it (2930)

On 09/07/2010 at 10:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

#12753768
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13700) - you deserved it (47818)

On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42623) - you deserved it (12790)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

#12552368
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44098) - you deserved it (4450)

On 08/16/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

#11117532
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52437) - you deserved it (21245)

On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

#9040804
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26002) - you deserved it (8858)

On 03/13/2010 at 4:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML

#8821519
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24056) - you deserved it (5826)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:48am - intimacy - by lalararara - United States



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