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About theluckyones : The most concise definition of normal is “being approximately average".
Doesn’t that sound so super exciting? I sure hope in my life I can reach the amazing goal of being approximately average..
My favorite band is Blink-182.
Mark hoppus and Travis barker are incredible.. Yea and Tom Delonge too lol
BE AGGRESSIVE.. PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE!
(My birthday is actually August 17I'm not sure why that's always changing on here)
Im 5'1 1/2 I'm pretty petite:/
I'm German, Brazilian and Tahitian.
I'm a small town girl with big hopes and dreams :,)
Haha I've actually never said that but who doesn't have big hopes for themselves?..
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Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML