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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 910
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About theluckyones : The most concise definition of normal is “being approximately average".

Doesn’t that sound so super exciting? I sure hope in my life I can reach the amazing goal of being approximately average..

My favorite band is Blink-182.

Mark hoppus and Travis barker are incredible.. Yea and Tom Delonge too lol

BE AGGRESSIVE.. PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE!

(My birthday is actually August 17I'm not sure why that's always changing on here)

Im 5'1 1/2 I'm pretty petite:/

I'm German, Brazilian and Tahitian.

I'm a small town girl with big hopes and dreams :,)
Haha I've actually never said that but who doesn't have big hopes for themselves?..

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Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

#16408743
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18177) - you deserved it (44747)

On 05/29/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by hs (woman) - United States

Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML

#16355450
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27027) - you deserved it (6243)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by Emoney1 - Canada

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

#16141236
165 comments

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On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
224 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML

#16100276
164 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

#16009360
205 comments

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On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

#15852392
176 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

#15281187
139 comments

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On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

#15165919
340 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML

#15109555
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45364) - you deserved it (19061)

On 02/25/2011 at 12:12am - intimacy - by greenchan (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML

#15109555
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45364) - you deserved it (19061)

On 02/25/2011 at 12:12am - intimacy - by greenchan (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML

#15067918
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35007) - you deserved it (6939)

On 02/21/2011 at 6:15pm - intimacy - by Clare (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49283) - you deserved it (40995)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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