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About theluckyones : The most concise definition of normal is “being approximately average".
Doesn’t that sound so super exciting? I sure hope in my life I can reach the amazing goal of being approximately average..
My favorite band is Blink-182.
Mark hoppus and Travis barker are incredible.. Yea and Tom Delonge too lol
BE AGGRESSIVE.. PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE!
(My birthday is actually August 17I'm not sure why that's always changing on here)
Im 5'1 1/2 I'm pretty petite:/
I'm German, Brazilian and Tahitian.
I'm a small town girl with big hopes and dreams :,)
Haha I've actually never said that but who doesn't have big hopes for themselves?..
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Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I am interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML
Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML
Saturday 1 March 2014