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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 909
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About theluckyones : The most concise definition of normal is “being approximately average".

Doesn’t that sound so super exciting? I sure hope in my life I can reach the amazing goal of being approximately average..

My favorite band is Blink-182.

Mark hoppus and Travis barker are incredible.. Yea and Tom Delonge too lol

BE AGGRESSIVE.. PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE!

(My birthday is actually August 17I'm not sure why that's always changing on here)

Im 5'1 1/2 I'm pretty petite:/

I'm German, Brazilian and Tahitian.

I'm a small town girl with big hopes and dreams :,)
Haha I've actually never said that but who doesn't have big hopes for themselves?..

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Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I am interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML

#2383
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20636) - you deserved it (9703)

On 01/23/2009 at 8:03pm - love - by Durrrrrr - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

#2154
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7983) - you deserved it (55335)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - Sent from mobile version

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7223) - you deserved it (27211)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51461) - you deserved it (6253)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51461) - you deserved it (6253)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51461) - you deserved it (6253)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51461) - you deserved it (6253)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44423) - you deserved it (24315)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28520) - you deserved it (14163)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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