Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 05/04/2015 at 5:08pm) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 43228
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

theluckygirl28's page activity

Visits<b>Shamandalie89</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 6:30am<b>thefmlman2011</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 5:27pm<b>JackHuason</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 3:27pm<b>samrompain</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 1:40pm<b>Fgjvshnb</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 10:02am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 11:58pm<b>Jaymojustmaybe</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 7:55pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 12:38am<b>mixedsubstances</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 10:04pm<b>dannnngthatsux</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 5:33pm<b>jet223</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 10:46am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 9:51am<b>lolszilla</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 10:21pm<b>Zyssii</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 3:04am<b>Um_bye</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 12:56pm<b>paigexox0</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 8:26pm<b>talhamen</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 7:14pm<b>Wondermage</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 6:27pm

Fucked!<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 3:02pm<b>batman9697</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 8:09am<b>anonymous4312</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 12:59am<b>martini47</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 2:09pm

theluckygirl28's FML badges

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.


You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of theluckygirl28's badges

theluckygirl28's favorite FMLs

Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks "Can I lick your leg?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (57361) - you deserved it (23094)

On 04/10/2009 at 5:43am - intimacy - by cherry (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69036) - you deserved it (9037)

On 04/08/2009 at 11:43pm - animals - by BadBreath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML


I agree, your life sucks (378609) - you deserved it (43321)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70225) - you deserved it (22685)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by lovewedge (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML
  • Hardcore will never die, but you will. We’re back with some rock n roll, or dare I say it, some punk rock. Don't run away, it's not that terrible stuff that emo kids listen to while slashing their…

Friday 2 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: