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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 December 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 727
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19897) - you deserved it (43657)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35309) - you deserved it (5487)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

#17123749
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38647) - you deserved it (7187)

On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML

#17122126
97 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 1:14pm - health - by so much for a good day - United States

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
469 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

#16895004
163 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a car hit me while I was in a crosswalk. The driver jumped out of her car and stepped over me to check her car for damage. FML

#16671124
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38517) - you deserved it (2719)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:07am - health - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML

#16579726
171 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 3:04pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

#16461868
126 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
208 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML

#16322512
168 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by nr1234 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on facebook. FML

#16262693
108 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 1:46am - love - by BALEIGHLOVE17 -

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML

#16213950
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37948) - you deserved it (14708)

On 05/16/2011 at 10:12pm - love - by Fatty (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML

#16189610
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37219) - you deserved it (13331)

On 05/15/2011 at 3:29pm - love - by DMitch (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago my 4 year old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML

#16176534
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43524) - you deserved it (3908)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:35pm - love - by Clueless (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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