About thehoneybadger : ._.
thehoneybadger's FML badges
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we can understand why.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
thehoneybadger's favorite FMLs
by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 1:38am / Canada / Love
by Username / 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm / United States / Health
by so much for a good day / 07/15/2011 at 1:14pm / United States / Health
by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by hadtocleanthemess / 06/28/2011 at 8:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Username / 06/15/2011 at 1:07am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
by anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 12:17am / Miscellaneous
by nr1234 / 05/24/2011 at 12:27am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Fatty / 05/16/2011 at 10:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
by DMitch / 05/15/2011 at 3:29pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Clueless / 05/14/2011 at 7:35pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked… Today, I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven patties in celebration of… Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my…