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Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
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On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
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On 12/07/2011 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by journey_Jeanne - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by Jess49 (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States
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