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by TurtleTeacher / 10/14/2011 at 2:09am / United States (Alaska) / Geek
Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML
by Oops / 05/23/2010 at 5:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/14/2010 at 5:35pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2009 at 7:08am / United States (Washington) / Holidays
Today, I tried to get my girlfriend of nine months to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot dog. She then said, "If you ask me again, this is what I'll do to you." She then bit the hot dog in half. FML
by Dontworryaboutit / 12/28/2009 at 5:16am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by aftermath1991 / 09/03/2009 at 3:23am / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/29/2009 at 1:55pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my friends house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girl if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dial my number and look down to find she has my number is saved in her phone as ASS FACE #3. FML
by Anonymous / 03/24/2009 at 12:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by isthisajoke / 01/14/2009 at 10:49pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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