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thefailgurl96
  • Town/Country : California, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 December 1996 (16 years)
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  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, at my retail job, a woman came to my till with her purchases. After I scanned all her items, she handed me two small bags. One was filled with nickels and dimes. The other was filled with cents. Her total was $28.53. The coins amounted to $22.30. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24832) - you deserved it (1952)

On 02/02/2013 at 9:53am - work - by fuckedbyretail (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

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On 09/19/2012 at 1:02pm - misc - by jitiizer (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

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On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

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On 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm - misc - by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

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On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)



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