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  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 July 1998 (16 years)
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Today, I rode my new motorcycle to work for the first time. As I accelerated, I felt a sharp pain in my neck. Apparently, poisonous spiders can actually get trapped inside motorbike helmets. Duly noted. FML

TODAY, I WAS DRIVING WIT MY GRANDMA AN SE WAS GOING 30 OVER TE SPEED LIMIT!! TO SLOW ER DOWN, I SAID, ( HEY LOOK, TE POLICE )!! SE SLAMMED ON TE BRAKES SO ARD I IT MY EAD ON TE DASBOARD!! FML

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On 10/16/2014 at 4:56pm - misc - by karmaaa - United States (Iowa)

Today I'm Getting Marrid. I Have A Big Poofy White Dress And Oh Yes The Shits. Here's Hoping I Can Make It Down The Aisle Without Rushing Off To The Toilet. FML

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On 08/20/2014 at 1:01pm - love - by ithinkicanmakeit - Canada (Alberta)

Today... It's The 16th Day Of My Period. FML

TODAY I HAD SOME PAINFUL GAS AT WORK SO I TRIED TO SILENTLY EASE IT OUT!! IT WAS SILENT ALL RIGHT; SILENT AN SO DEADLY THAT SOMEONE EXCLAIMED "WHAT THE FUCK?!" MY COWORKER TRACED IT BACK TO ME!! NOW THEY'RE ALL POINTING THERE MINI DESK FANS IN MY DIRECTION TO MAKE A POINT!! REAL FML

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On 08/19/2014 at 5:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work in a library, I found a drty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

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On 08/06/2014 at 7:33pm - work - by TzarErik (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

yesterday I watched a manager an a co-worker sit underneath a table in our store all day as I got yelled at 4 not working hard enough. I was the only one actually working. FML

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On 07/27/2014 at 10:48pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to mah bed !! As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed !! Now I'm lying in bed, awake an terrified cuz I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere !! mega FML

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On 07/27/2014 at 2:44pm - animals - by Anonymous - Germany (Hessen)

Today, My Girlfriend Came Back From Camping With Her Friends!! I Say "friends", I Mean "friend"!! And When I Say "friend", I Mean "her Ex"!! I Took A Look Through Her Bag Afterwards, And Well, Who Knew Condoms Were Considered Camping Equipment These Days!! FML

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On 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by fingwhore (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Yesterday, I had to go to the hospital to get blood taken . The nurse mentioned how pronounced an easy to see mah veins are . I guess that explain why she missed five times in a row . I'm surprised mah arm doesn't look lyk a heroin addict's right now . FML

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On 07/27/2014 at 12:13pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got expelled from scool. I was walking down a fligt of stairs wen I tripped and bumped into a kid aead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took alf a dozen people down wit im. Te staff tink I did it on purpose, and tere's talk of carges being pressed. big fat FML

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On 07/25/2014 at 4:19pm - misc - by asshalf15 (man) - United States (California)

Today... I Held The Door Open 4 A Woman And Her Kids On Mah Way Out Of The Bank. She Startd Accusing Me Of Patronizing Her... Andhen I Just Let Go Of The Door In Protest... She Deliberately Leand In So It Hit Her In The Face. I Felt The Glares From The Entire Bank As She Pretendd To Cry. FML

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137 comments

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On 07/25/2014 at 2:16pm - misc - by notadoorman (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, THERE ARE PEOPLE WORKING IN MAH BATHROOM. I HAVE THE SHITS. THE ONLY PLACE I COULD THINK TO GO WAS IN MAH CATS LITTER BOX. I'VE USED IT TWICE AND AM NOW CONTEMPLATING USING IT A THRD TIME. FML

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97 comments

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On 07/25/2014 at 11:54am - animals - by shewhopoopsinlitterboxes (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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