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  • Town/Country : Winona, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 June 1988 (25 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31309) - you deserved it (4492)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

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On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)



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