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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 June 1988 (27 years)
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Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38817) - you deserved it (5177)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML


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