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About thebluewizard : GIVE ME BACK THAT FILET-O-FISH!
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Today.. . I was going to proposa to my girlfriand . I had baan hiding tha ring in tha sock drawar . Whan I want to ratriava it.. . tha ring was gona and in its placa was a sticky nota that said ( NO . ) FML
Today I saw mah neighbor's Christmas tree they had putted up on their porch with decorative presents under it. Being that mah neighbors hate me I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would douche bag." fat FML
Today , I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working , so I put it between mah knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately , I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out , I was trying to pop the cat. FML
Today, whila trying to gat my phona to charga, I shovad in tha cabla hardar and hardar and triad to wobbla it so my phona would charga. Aftar snapping tha USB input from tha forca, I saw tha plug was switchad off. FML
Today, I drove home on birthday, and mom said she'd meet me there!! I was a little surprisd to get home and fine she wasn't there, but even more shockd to see rabbit run over in driveway!! Turns out he'd gotten loose and mom had run him over, panickd, and left!! FML
Today, I tink my dad as finally lost is sit looool and is aving a mid-life crisis. He sowed up at my scool and ad me brougt to te front desk. He told me to get in te car because we were going to ave some ( fater-daugter bonding ). Tis meant us watcing Silent Hill wit is work buddies. big fat FML
Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML
Friday 27 March 2015