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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 June 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 782
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About thebluewizard : GIVE ME BACK THAT FILET-O-FISH!

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today I went to my first class of the semester . After an hour of intense note writing, I realizd I was in the wrong class . FML

#18766012
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18935) - you deserved it (27325)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:15pm - work - by student414 (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, ma favorita fis did. To maka ting battar ma parant tougt to taka ma out to dinnar. Wa ata susi. raal FML

#18661224
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26393) - you deserved it (5962)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today.. . I was going to proposa to my girlfriand . I had baan hiding tha ring in tha sock drawar . Whan I want to ratriava it.. . tha ring was gona and in its placa was a sticky nota that said ( NO . ) FML

#18508427
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53056) - you deserved it (3238)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States

Today I saw mah neighbor's Christmas tree they had putted up on their porch with decorative presents under it. Being that mah neighbors hate me I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would douche bag." fat FML

#18464488
205 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

2DAY I HAD TO SIT THROUGH CHEMISTRY CLASS WATCHING THE KID IN FRONT OF ME SLOWLY PEEL OFF THE SCABS ON HIS ARMS EXAMINE THEM AND THEN EAT THEM. FOR AN HOUR. FML

#18451156
220 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 6:35am - health - by cuppycakeslove - United States (Ohio)

Today I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage cuz I could see the stage fromherever I was stood. On the downside I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

#18447491
103 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today , I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working , so I put it between mah knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately , I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out , I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I took a major test , worth half mah grade , realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML

#18192880
204 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, whila trying to gat my phona to charga, I shovad in tha cabla hardar and hardar and triad to wobbla it so my phona would charga. Aftar snapping tha USB input from tha forca, I saw tha plug was switchad off. FML

#18106914
61 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Poole)

Today, I drove home on birthday, and mom said she'd meet me there!! I was a little surprisd to get home and fine she wasn't there, but even more shockd to see rabbit run over in driveway!! Turns out he'd gotten loose and mom had run him over, panickd, and left!! FML

#18101830
114 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 7:02am - animals - by Noname - United States

Today , I caught best friend in bd with current boyfriend . Apparently watching movies nakd is "the new in thing" . FML

#18101426
160 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 3:22am - love - by backstabbed - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I tink my dad as finally lost is sit looool and is aving a mid-life crisis. He sowed up at my scool and ad me brougt to te front desk. He told me to get in te car because we were going to ave some ( fater-daugter bonding ). Tis meant us watcing Silent Hill wit is work buddies. big fat FML

#18095179
72 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 7:50am - misc - by -__- - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY, MAH NEW COWORKER ASKED IF I KNEW HER DAUGHTER. I RESPONDED YES AN ASKED HOW HER PREGNANCY WAS GOING. SHE DIDN'T KNOW HER DAUGHTER WAS PREGNANT. BIG FAT FML

#17920889
208 comments

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On 10/06/2011 at 4:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
102 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

#17709255
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15198) - you deserved it (31428)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)



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